Saturday 24 August 2013

today.. what is beauty ???

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder...........a very beautiful saying...
dil ko tassali dene k liye achha hai .
gone are the days when people used to care about the beauty that lied inside.... now a days the beuty has to be seen outside... and that too exposed.
if you are bold as well as beautiful... u are a hit otherwise u are a miss.
and what is the new definition of beautiful
b  bare as in body
e  earthly available
a  avaracious
u  unreserved
t   trouble loving
i   innocent tramp
f   fu**ingly hot
u  unloyal
l   love to hanky panky

butttt..... the big but is when it comes to choosing a life partner....the definition of beautiful suddenly changes for them. the male gender is sure to have the essence of purity in their life when it comes to finding a wife.
pure as a pearl.....  sweet as nector... inner beauty..bla bla bla...

such is the hypocrisy of modern man.

if you can have so many multiple parteners before and even sometimes after marriage... who the hell do you think to ask for a girl in its purest form....to hell with such people..
earlier if we love aperson.. we love it as a whole... now we love a person in parts... and that too the one that are beautiful to us... u are so beautiful.. you cook excellent.. you are good in bed.. but darling try to be a bit slimmer ( because i want to flaunt this beauty in front of people as a trophy) grrrrrr...

i want to write so many things ... but i am getting impatient.. which is not good for writing..
i just want to say everyone is beautiful in their own sense..
isn't your mom beautiful bcas she loves you.
oh.. that girl has beautiful heart.
she is looking beautiful helping others.
and my perception...
the most beautiful women are the pregnant women because they are carrying the most beautiful and wonderful miracle inside them.
i think thats all for today.. see u later.. sayonara.


Friday 16 August 2013

mr. braino the analyst

when i started this blog... i wanted to emphatically establish this fact that love is not blind... u see love is happening all the time with a LLLLOTTT OF BRAIN INVOLVED..
if any of you have ever seen " WOH SAAT DIN " ..( i hope i hav got the name right) :) featuring naseer, anil kappor and padmini kolhapure... there was a dialogue --- " ladki ka dil shaadi se pehle ek aayine ki tareh hota hai... usme shhadi ke baad tasveer fix ho jaati hai"
 then how come extra marital affairs happen. The people make sure they dont get caught and asa they get caught they calculate the allimony to be grabbed or given.. hhiihihihihihih
u see love needs calculations, risk management and financial security prospect management.
 its kind of converts you into AN ACCURIAST ( rate of interest calculate karne wale people). so dont you dare to say that  beauty and love happen without brain.
so next time ....if u seea blondie or a fashionista.. dont think she doesnt has a brain .. infact she uses alot of brain to look glamorous bcas she knows ............
the brain of most of the men lies below the belt.
and there also lies the pocket where lies the purse.. ;)
tada for now... have a brainstromy day eeeeeaaaahhhhh... :)