YOUR ONLINE PRESENCE

The Online Presence is constructed on the World Wide Web or INTERNET

“With every eye on her, she managed to stand among all, powerfully and gracefully.”

In the virtual-era, everyone wants to be the “one” in its multitude; where others strongly acknowledge the presence of your online presence. “Degirati” do everything in their control to build their online presence and make efforts to get the hoards of followers in the virtual world.

I am going to do the same very easily and quickly without boring you guys!! It will be like a crash course for initiating this significant step of inaugurating your entrance into the digital world for any personal, social or entrepreneurship intentions. So, let’s Rock!

·         Clear vision about why you want it!

Yes, you set your goals, objectives and purpose very clearly. So you lay it down on the paper (Old Habit) about “Why’s” of starting your profile. What are your perspectives? What is the big picture or idea behind creating your online presence? You should be clear with what exactly you want to create and how it could help to achieve the goals that you have set.

·         Different is successful!

Do your research online about the trending elements. Participate in various relative forums to get the perspective of the people, get the feedback on a particular field and analyse all that you learn from them. Then, try to churn your mind mills to get something out of the box. Keep playing with the ideas.

Always remember, “Successful people don’t do different things, but they do things differently.” Your USP will lie in the creative and novel input that should spellbound the reader and would enhance and build your online presence.

·         Accessibility and response are the keys!!

You should put your contact details, your e-mail address (E-mailing is not outdated, it’s still ALIVE) and the snapshots of the Google Map elaborating your location. The latter is significant if it is for business point of view.

Be regular in answering the mails, commenting on the reviews and solving the queries. That would increase the credibility of your online presence.

·         Competition is addiction J

Freebies or coupons given to the visitors on your site such as “Lucky visitor number X”, conducting various competitions such as “Best Comment on a product” or “Best destination experience” or “Funny Videos or Dub smash”. Goodies always do wonders!!

Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Whats app, You tube, Wordpress
All are means of creating and growing your audience

·         Faceless human- A Strict NO-NO

Put an inviting and smiling photo to which the readers could relate to. Do more personal interactions and build relationship with your visitors. Always comment by @<name> so that they don’t feel alienated.

·         Be Specific: Keywords play the music!

Optimize your social media accounts by adding the crucial keywords related to your online profile, Sharing the content and connect to the popular accounts that include those keywords again can do wonder in building your online presence.

That’s not all that I could offer, but for now, I think it is enough for a perfect start up and best of luck for all your ventures. Sayonara!

FREE TO LOVE AGAIN

FREE TO LOVE AGAIN

She was sitting on a couch on that pretty sunny day,

Thinking about all the moments all along,

They were like those sunny and shining rays,

All those happy and charming days of her life while she was moving on,

The moment of encounter that took away her heart,

The moment of longing when one was getting apart,

The moment of recognition, the minute of realization,

The flash of understating and that of elation,

That one is in love beyond all means,

That one has got into a thought so clean,

 That thought that had brought that another moment,

That moment of beginning one’s own new world,

A world of love, a world of care,

A world of compassion, a world that is fair,

Fair enough to engross her into the thoughts,

The thoughts that started all those thoughts….

That made her so agitated and there went her heart…

With eruption so violent breaking her apart..

But, the destiny was calling for something else

That something was an antonym of love,

The poison that had crushed the dove inside her,

The toxin of hate had murdered the love,

Then she closed her eyes, and collected the pieces,

Then she joined those bits with glue of hope,

And that hopeful thought had made her elope,

With the happiness and contentment of some dawns,

A feeling of finally becoming a free dove,

A free dove that was free again to be in love,

This feeling was getting her to new heights,

The heights where she will be breathing again,

The heights those were so clean and pure,

That they will help her forgetting the pain,

It’s not that she had left every bit and piece,

There were still some spots that have to be regained,

Regained from the devil of betrayal and deception,

She knew that being happy was her only option,

She cannot just go on with those loads of ache,

She cannot just allow or they will definitely break,

Break her spirits, break her will, and then,

She will have no one with her along those hills,

The hills where the heights were giving her a hope,

 A hope of that free dove to love again,

To get her happiness and to lost spots again,

So here she stands and here she ascends,

Towards her joy and towards her glee,

Because she knew that now she was free,

She was a free dove and ready to love again,

She was out of hurt and she was out of pain.

                                                                                                                                                                           

     LEENA RATTI

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A BITCH CROSSES YOUR WAY

Ok... so you are in love... your life is absolutely rocketing....so is your professional, emotional, social and of course...sexual life. You are on the top of the world but enjoying all this with the person you love. And suddenly in this abode of heaven.... enters a little name..( i will call her a bitch.. you can call her anything you want :)). You know in most of the cases it is your partener's "collegue", your best friend, your partener's best friend's fiancee or someone who has dropped from the angelic world. You are so sure about your partener.....bbbbbbutt....you are not so sure about her. hmmmmmmm.... so what to do..????
 That's a realllyyy big question. some will say.... trash her...squash her.... just ask her to stay away.... your womanly instinct is screaming like hell..your heart is squeezing itself harder and harder to shout in your brain that she is aiming to snatch away the biggest happiness of your life. you know .. some older and wise woman told me that if you really love someone you become so selfish that you wont let her or him go. Its impossible to live your life without them. i know she was talking a crude truth because she lost her beloved at an early age, I really dont believe in that crap that if you love someone you leave him free.... bull shi**. i believe the other way round .... i know i cant keep a tab on my partner .... where he goes... where he talks or chats... the point is he is mine emotionally. You know... there comes a time in your life when your possessiveness goes beyond that physical thing... it is more of an emotional possessiveness. So if the bitch wants to be physical.. what would she get... a moment's orgasimic happiness.... but after a time or two times or three times... she will definitely get emotional... so if she gets the emotional share.....NOOOOO
Thats not right. So the emotional part in infidelity is the worst thing that cant be handled... because NO WOMAN IN THIS WORLD CAN SHARE HER MAN EMOTIONALLY WITH THE OTHER WOMAN.
So, rather than showing the bravery and the courage, look for the little signs in the early stage. they are:

• undue tantrums of the bitches in front of your partner to get attentions.
• a sudden traffic jam where the only lifesaver for the bitch is your partner.
• the sudden super advisor on love issues appears to be none other but your partner.
• the bitches start sudden over .praising of your partners.
• when they call your partner and hide it from her's to seek an emotional advice on the problems between her partner and herself.
• when she starts asking questions like " what will happen if u come to know that i am having an affair with your partener" and that too in a funny way as nothing has really happened.
• when they try to invade your privacy more than they ought to.
• when they always seek an opportunity to fish for complements about their appearance and looks when they get ready. 

these are general... can happen or can not happen... but you never know... its better to be prepared than sorry. It is not a professional advice but some of us have experienced these things .. so i have put them collectively. so go and save your partners from getting bitten by the bitches..... but remember to show faith in your darling(even if you dont have) ... because if they are not guilty( lets assume for a while).. then the nagging can really push them towards the dreaded consequences.... because if a man settles down ... and that too a man who had a variety to choose from... its actually  like the saying: "EVEN THE WILDEST RAKE SETTLES DOWN". So, dont push him hard. And one more thing... ego never comes in the way of love... stop him to fall prey into some other hands... because we housewives sometimes tend to take them for granted... for what they are ... as they are so close to us that we forgot their qualities and tend to forget that it is also necessary for us to become a friend and a lover sometimes. i am not demeaning here any of the gender here. i am just trying to say that it is so easy to love,, but we tend to make it complicated. And that give a chance to the predators who are ready to grab our diamonds and happiness.

so stay happy, alert and appreciate what life has given to you... god bless.. bye.

Because you are worth it :)

My beauty lies in my mind.... i am not beautiful but i am beautiful at mind. i am smart enough to marry a man who adores me like a princess, made me a queen and has given me two beautiful princesses.
 Here is the truth of life and happiness. Never expect that happiness will come banging at your door. You have to know it , calculate the feasibility of its survival and and then you have to grab that opportunity of the long lasting happiness.
i am a very practical person by heart, but when you are in love , you develop a soft corner for that romantic and utopian side of the life too. this utopian world is perfect, you have the total autonomy and you control the world in your own way . But....when the blanket of love is threatened by the harsh realities of the world and the fabric starts tearing apart, the frustration and the struggles find a way to come inside your love coven. and, there it goes.... the love... out of window..So THATS WHY WE SAY MOST OF THE LOVE MARRIAGES END UP IN DIVORCE. but then why they have to be love marriages.. arrange marriages have the same result sometimes.... but :) its better to jump in a well rather being pushed hehehehe.

now , coming back to ,the solution is to use your mind along with your heart. if you think that you can be successful in coping up with the demands of the relationships, its responsibilities, and of course the money part needed to run a household ( especially those who live in utopian world), then only go for it, otherwise, it better to leave a relationship as a memorable one instead of ending it as a rotten one.

so, be beautuful, not only in body and soul.... but in mind too.
THINK BEAUTIFULLY... ACT SMARTLY AND LIVE HAPPILY,,,,, CONTENDED.

THATS IT FOR NOW. SAYONARA.....:)

today.. what is beauty ???

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder...........a very beautiful saying...

dil ko tassali dene k liye achha hai .

gone are the days when people used to care about the beauty that lied inside.... now a days the beuty has to be seen outside... and that too exposed.
if you are bold as well as beautiful... u are a hit otherwise u are a miss.
and what is the new definition of beautiful

b  bare as in body

e  earthly available
a  avaracious
u  unreserved
t   trouble loving
i   innocent tramp
f   fu**ingly hot
u  unloyal
l   love to hanky panky

butttt..... the big but is when it comes to choosing a life partner....the definition of beautiful suddenly changes for them. the male gender is sure to have the essence of purity in their life when it comes to finding a wife.
pure as a pearl.....  sweet as nector... inner beauty..bla bla bla...

such is the hypocrisy of modern man.

if you can have so many multiple parteners before and even sometimes after marriage... who the hell do you think to ask for a girl in its purest form....to hell with such people..
earlier if we love aperson.. we love it as a whole... now we love a person in parts... and that too the one that are beautiful to us... u are so beautiful.. you cook excellent.. you are good in bed.. but darling try to be a bit slimmer ( because i want to flaunt this beauty in front of people as a trophy) grrrrrr...

i want to write so many things ... but i am getting impatient.. which is not good for writing..
i just want to say everyone is beautiful in their own sense..
isn't your mom beautiful bcas she loves you.
oh.. that girl has beautiful heart.
she is looking beautiful helping others.
and my perception...
the most beautiful women are the pregnant women because they are carrying the most beautiful and wonderful miracle inside them.
i think thats all for today.. see u later.. sayonara.

mr. braino the analyst

when i started this blog... i wanted to emphatically establish this fact that love is not blind... u see love is happening all the time with a LLLLOTTT OF BRAIN INVOLVED..
if any of you have ever seen " WOH SAAT DIN " ..( i hope i hav got the name right) :) featuring naseer, anil kappor and padmini kolhapure... there was a dialogue --- " ladki ka dil shaadi se pehle ek aayine ki tareh hota hai... usme shhadi ke baad tasveer fix ho jaati hai"
 then how come extra marital affairs happen. The people make sure they dont get caught and asa they get caught they calculate the allimony to be grabbed or given.. hhiihihihihihih
u see love needs calculations, risk management and financial security prospect management.
 its kind of converts you into AN ACCURIAST ( rate of interest calculate karne wale people). so dont you dare to say that  beauty and love happen without brain.
so next time ....if u seea blondie or a fashionista.. dont think she doesnt has a brain .. infact she uses alot of brain to look glamorous bcas she knows ............

the brain of most of the men lies below the belt.

and there also lies the pocket where lies the purse.. ;)
tada for now... have a brainstromy day eeeeeaaaahhhhh... :)

Combination of Love and Brain Exist!

Who says love does not involve brain.... it actually does...its involves the instinct .. the gut instinct..that involves BRAIN... isn't it?